Yep, this is what the world has come to. According to the U.K. tabloid The Sun, Prince William has been dubbed the world’s sexiest bald man, after compiling data from 17.6 million “blogs, reports, and pages found in Google searches. He has left his fellow contenders in the dust, with Mike Tyson (8.8 million) and Jason Statham (7.4 million) in second and third place respectively.
The internet, obviously, took offense.
Prince William named as ‘world’s sexiest bald man’ https://t.co/7AAhLBEdKu— The Independent (@Independent) March 27, 2021
Stanley Tucci I will avenge you https://t.co/GyGyyIbfdf— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) March 27, 2021
I love that Stanley Tucci is trending because someone claimed Prince William was the sexiest bald man. pic.twitter.com/xImcjmnar9— Toffee (@T_MECE) March 27, 2021
yall are saying prince william or stanley tucci is the sexiest bald man like shemar moore doesn’t exist pic.twitter.com/AVNTdbLNj0— layla (@24hourpremium) March 27, 2021
At least if Johnny Sins had got in this I could’ve felt better about myself… https://t.co/sEZ2b9LpoY— Simon Miller (@SimonMiller316) March 27, 2021
stanley tucci did not make a negroni for this disrespect— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) March 27, 2021
I cannot believe people are still debating who the sexiest bald man is when M@rk Str0ng is OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE THIS pic.twitter.com/S0FGNpqQHh— Leo simping account ~ reverse bang lockdown (@got_kozier) March 27, 2021
Not while Jason Statham has a pulse. pic.twitter.com/luFjxeCwwe— Robert O’Connor (@Robertoconnor) March 27, 2021